Mangler & Tribal Page
(l to r)Diamond, Stretch, Gotti, P.D.
The Manglers began as a group of friends at C.W. Post College who met in the Fall of 1991. The Manglers were a familiar sight at all Post Parties. The name is derived from a well known "Flinstones" episode which features a character named "The Mangler". The name was fitting, as anywhere this wacky bunch partied, things were often left wrecked.
The Manglers partied at Post until the last group graduated in 1994. After which, the Manglers spread out across the country. From Hollywood to the New Jersey Shore, the Mangling continues...NOT !!!! Manglers RIP 1998.
Mangler 101
There are many Manglers out there. There are also many wanna-be's. True Manglers go by the book. I have attempted to put together a few terms the Mangler must always know and use. No Ebonics here. Just the basics.
A Mangler never goes by their first name. My name is Diamond. Lately I have been known as Coal (don't ask). One can never have enough Mangler names. Check out the names of ONE particular Mangler: Stretch, Crushla, Clapla, Grapla, Crusher, Crusher, Slushla Slushla, Lazlo, Laso, etc.
Auto-Fogging
a. (verb) Drinking 40 ounces of an alcoholic substance before entering a bar/club. b. (noun) Vapor which forms on car windows while performing the verb. Comes in handy.
Calling Someone Out
(verb) To challenge someone who is hedging on drinking or partying. Usage="I'm Calling You Out, Sucka!"
Dodging Bullets
(verb)The act and art of avoiding contact with undesirable women.
Ice Queen
(noun) A female who makes herself hard to approach.
"Kick Him in the Grill"
Statement used to reflect anger upon another male. Usage="I'm gonna Kick Him in the Grill". Verb=the performance of the statement.
Mangle(d) to Pieces
a. (verb) To destroy, hurt, bruise, crack, etc. b. (adj.) Description of damaged item.
(The) Mess
(noun) Name given to females who have few redeeming qualities.
Psychos
(noun)Girls who are missing several marbles. Tend to move in numbers. Stick like glue. Avoid at all costs. Ditch at first sight.
"She's Slammin' G"
(adj.) Colorful descriptive statement usually describing a good-looking female.
Soooo Weak
(adj.) A comment on an undesirable situation. The length of pronouncing the "so" varies according to the severity of the stimuli.
10k Run
(noun)Line up ten shots of Old English, Crazy Horse, or equivalent (wimps may use beer). Drink all of them down as quickly as possible. 1 second penalty for each shot with any drink leftover. A good time is anything under 16 seconds. A mangler who is in good form will do several rounds of 10k runs in one sitting. Verb usuage="Do a 10k run"
"Unnnnn!!!"
Sound effect used to stress certain violent actions. Usually said when someone or something gets mangled to pieces.
"You're Talkin' With Your..."
Phrase used from one drunk to another. Serves little purpose except to be annoying.
Mangler Doom 2 Conversion is Here!
I invite you to download "Mangler Doom 2.0". It includes two new levels , and a total conversion of the game. This conversion has all-new characters, sounds, and graphics, as well as an original story. I'm one of the characters, and several of the other Manglers (see Mangler Page) round out the cast. To find out more about this wacky game, see this Read Me File.
Features two levels modelled from
C.W. Post College
- Brookville Hall (dorm) and Hillwood Commons
(student commons).
Contains adult content - Ages 17+ please.
NOTE: The file must be "unzipped" after downloading. See the "Readme" file for instructions. To install, copy all files to "Doom2" directory, then run "install" file. DOES NOT alter your Doom 2 files. Type "Mangle" to play Mangler Doom, "Doom2" for normal play.
Mangling is not a
game, it is a way of life...
TRIBAL!
(l to r) Jacuzzi, Johnnie G, P.D, Seany, Diamond
The Tribal is the West Coast version of the Manglers. Several members are featured above. And these boys have done business! Saturday night is traditional tribal night. These boys can get a bit rough on each other, but its all for a good cause -too bad some members can't stand each other any more!
Tribal 101
Tribal Squat - Aerobic exercise usually performed before an evenings activities. Must be performed in groups of two. A common number usually performed is twelve. Also known as "Squeezing 12 in".
Takin' the Piss - British term which refers to taking advantage of a situation.
Evil - Description for one who is both drunk and depressed - usually "Evil Jack".
Doin' Business - When the Tribe or Tribal member has plenty of energy and paunch, lips flapping, and groovin! Usage: "Tribe Doin' Business"
Out Of Business - Opposite of "Doin' Business", this is used when a Tribal Member is weak, sloppy, mummified, not present, or with a gimp toe.
Mummified - Description of the blank look on a Tribal members face usually after too many beers or Long Island Ice Teas. Most often guilty : Tawn
Zorba the Greek, London Shuffle, and Rotweiller - Two popular and original Tribal dances usually performed by Jacuzzi.
"Douggy!" - Tribal battle cry which originated 4th of July 2000 from Juggy.
Full Tribal - When all Principal members are together for an excursion. Rare occasion as of late.
Paunchy - In common usage means slightly overweight, or with belly. In Tribal terms, it means Energetic, and full of zest.
Skillets - Tribal Meal, usually late at night ( Dennys) . Usage: "Lets go for some Skillets".
Kippa- Nap. The old men need it, especially when those eyes automatically pop open at 7 AM.
Verbage- aka Lips flapping. This Tribe is renowned for its ability to talk up a storm (and then bomb out).
Vicious Tribe- Used when the verbage isn't exactly polite to certain Tribal Members.
Khan- Usually referring to Diamond, this is when one member of the Tribe becomes extremely vicious. Usage: "Khan made an appearance last night"
Lil Bow Peep - Nosy neighbor of Tawney who likes to call her friend Dee and bust up Tribal meetings.
Splash That? - similar to "you getting yours?" Usage: "You splash that?"
Splinter Tribe aka STP - Term used when Tribal members are feuding, and only certain members can tolerate each other during social occasions.
